hungarian:

it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn

(via hitlersbreastmilk)

krabkrust:

seblaine:

circletines:

IF YOU SAY THE WORD BATTERIES REALLY FAST IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE SAYING “PARIS” IN A FRENCH ACCENT

WORD OF WARNING THIS ONLY WORKS IF YOU HAVE AN AMERICAN ACCENT IF NOT YOU WILL JUST SIT IN YOUR ROOM LIKE A KNOB SAYING BATTERIES

It sounded like i was saying ‘PATRICE’ in a french accent to be fair

(via eventhewhitekidd)

ddddddddddddddddeannnnnnnnnnnnnn:

180mph:

☁☁☁☁☁  ☁☁☁ ☁  ☁☁☁☁☁☁☁☁☁  ☁☁☁☁ ☁☁☁☁

☁☁  ☁☁☁☁☁☁  ☁☁☁☁☁☁  ☁☁☁☁☁☁☁☁  ☁☁☁☁

men               men                                    men

      men                  men                  men      men

                        men                                          men

                  men

                                    men

                                                      men

                              men

              ☂                  ☂                      ☂               ☂

             lesbians         lesbians               lesbians      lesbians

(via doritoed)

tentacruels:

On an iPhone “yolo” autocorrects to “tool” and I think that’s beautiful

(via eventhewhitekidd)